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- I made a transparent light-up RGB/LED hoodie! )'( 😎
- A powerful image from today’s seven hour counter-protest.
- Queer-phobia must not stand unopposed.
- Eat your heart out, Gadsden.
- Watch me get rear ended! 🌳💥🚗💥🚗
- 💨💨💨💨💨
- March 3, 2019 (3:29 pm)
- Thank you @pposuniak for capturing this photo at the counter-protest this week!
- Ordered some new tools for the next protest!
- Counter protest successful!
- Anti-gay, anti-trans protester in the Sierra quad
- #johnniewalker #sierranevada #ipa #brutipa #razer
- When you’re trying to do drunk spectrography and your friend who is a real spectrographer is not amused.
- February 16, 2019 (10:49 pm)
- Cicero in a bowtie
- This is my third time eating nothing but french fries today 🍟🍟🍟
- When someone says “I’m not racist but…”
- 😍😍
- 🦐🤮
- Subtle trigonometric political commentary 😉
- Delicious GMOs
- Stomp!
- Lapis lazuli on an alabaster field
- I feel very read, AI.
- Shooting family photos for style magazine with my inspirational mom.
- Oh my gods I love Marie Kondo.
- Snip snip
- My mother told me
Someday I would buy
A galley with good oars
Sail to distant shores
- Take me back to Parque Guell.
- Funk night with the Dwyers 😍😍😍
- Just a quiet night with a few thousand friends and family this NYE.
- )'(
- Onesie party
- Thank you to a great person for being my friend, and thank you to all of you for being a part of my life as I begin to take on my thirties!
- 🎁🎉🎈🥳🎁🎉🎈🥳🎁🎉🎈🥳
- Been tries to ruin a nonconsensual Xmas pic and fails. 🎅⛄🎄🎁🦌🎅🎄⛄🦌🎁
- December 23, 2018 (11:14 pm)
- This lil dude is really great. It is basically a Google home with a screen. You can talk to it. It can play movies and videos, music, etc. You can cast to it like a TV, and it works as a clock. Very handy and pretty cheap.
- “WE DON’T HAVE A SUNROOF!?” -Terry
- Merry Xmas 🎄⛄🎅
- That feeling when Saudi Arabia is trying really hard not to piss anybody off right now.
- New @hamiltonmorris pape.
Check out #hamiltonspharmacopoeia on Vice or YouTube, and his great interview with @timferriss
- ✨🔥✨🔥✨🔥✨
- No single-use anything, ever!
- Haha.
Credit @tingtoytroy
- Gardettos are one of the best things about life.
- 🏳️🌈
- Spinning for a good cause 🙂 come get a pint to save the animals!
PS. My DJ services are always free for nonprofits! 😘
- Thank you @kokoe_too for this amazing restaurant suggestion! 😍🍜🗾
- 😍 Strawberry Rhubarb Sour
#🍓 #🍺
- I found the boulder!
- This place is insane ♥️
- Let’s get weird
- Coming down from red rocks like
- 🍷❄️🏔️☃️🍷
- What in the literal fuck is John Graham doing here
- 🐻 👀
- Comfort and Joy
- Montaña besos 🐕
- So busy for genocidesgiving.
- To infinity and beyond!
- “Sit pretty” 🤗
- Hi, Denver.
- I think it’s time for the mustache to go.
- #california
- This
- Nom noms
- Pixel’s new night camera mode is amazing. This was at 2AM with no filters in a dark area.
- “Silver Legacy”
- Pride Days: stigmatization of diverse gender and sexuality as a sin against nature is a fraud. From plants to animals, gender and sexuality are always diverse. Ideas to the contrary do not reflect nature.
- Two by two, we’re going door to door.
Cuz God loves Democrats and he wants some more.
- There are many angels and many devils.
Many angels look like devils.
Many devils look like angels.
The only way to tell them apart
Is how you feel once they’ve gone.
- Canvassing to flip a red district with @dspiciarich and @electrobizarre
- Little burbles
Hinted growls
Announce the neighbors
Walking by
Stalwart vigilance
Basking in sun rays
- Whose leg is this? 🤔
- Mama Dora’s Friday performance was great.
- October 28, 2018 (11:24 pm)
- #glowinthestreet # glowinthestreet #comfortandjoy
- Daniel and the walls.
Part three in my Daniel series.
- When you sit down for ten seconds and everyone climbs on top of you
- Ready for the weekend
- ✂️💇
- #vote
- Comfort and Joy
- Daniel and the ping pong ball.
Part two in my ongoing Daniel series.
#housewarming
- Housewarming
- #rbg
- I miss having lots of piercings
- Please vote. ❤️/😡 reacts only.
- No challenge unaccepted
- Yas 🍸
- Daniel and the Chameleon
- Comfort and Joy volunteer meetup!
🔫
- ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
- Kittens and costumes.
(Sorry for the iPhone quality photo)
- This is exactly what old people watching TV news is like.
- We have figured out how to make the Chromecast background only show pictures of @azulathepibble. The consequences will never be the same.
- When you’re more than a little #🇳🇴
- 🍺😈🍆💊
- Poor @azulathepibble
- After a long day of barking at the neighbors…
- I feel like this was a PR stunt.
- Watch these monsters fighting over a corpse.
- This timeless meme applies now more than ever 😍😍😍😍
- Hot tub party on the roof!
- ✨✨✨✨Playa magic ✨✨✨✨
- Yas
- Went for a #Berlin look this year. #folsomstreetfair
- 🤮🚭
- Mama Dora
- Taught my new house some tricks.
- Drunkary sings a song in our NEW HOUSE.
- Moving day
- I nean
- New house in Sac!
- Poor babies have to wait until tomorrow to move to Sac 😢
- 🙄☕
They almost always get my name wrong at this one. Sometimes it’s really crazy. At least it’s a real name this time.
- Haha. I wondered why one arm went down early. It all makes sense now.
- I’m not sure which I prefer to cover the tracks while I wait for my train in existential dread.
Spain: mice.
SF: hypos.
- “Come back with a warrant.”
- New #pape
- What in the f is getting this ad targeted at me?
- 🐄🐦
- September 11, 2018 (1:34 pm)
- Missing home.
- Thinking of @nazghoul_
- Y tho
- 🙌
- Dr Rubinstein from Berghain at Monarch!
- Wo bist wir!?
- STILL.
- The president’s unusually heavy police presence at Burning Man this year included a contingent from Space Force.
#balancethebudget #wastefulspending
- Azula is very happy that I’m back from Burning Man.
- It was a great week for chones and for brassicas.
#nofilter #lg360cam #burningman #photo #photography #comfortandjoy
- It was a great week for chones and brassicas.
- I don’t think I’ve ever cried or vomited so much. A hundred thousand people stood in silence and watched as everything they wanted to let go of went up in flames inside the temple. After many minutes of silence, all the tens of thousands of people howled together. The sounds of wolves chased through the throng as a vast and wordless chorus echoing the timeless tragedy of the human experience.
This is what it’s about. This is why we’re here. We let go together and we take our many lessons back to the mundane, default reality.
- Your days are numbered, Temple.
Tonight is the night!
- The man has burned! 365 days until the man burns.
- The Temple Gallaxia is named after Asimov’s argument that in the distant future, a galaxy-wide human civilization will use technology with the help of AI to connect our minds together, forming an emergent collective human organism which he called Gallaxia.
- The skewer: In order to get to the bar in the RV, one must climb the stack of old cars. One can also climb the crow’s nest on top, but falling would probably result in death or dismemberment. Remember, safety third!
- What if this is all real?
- )'(
- If you need us, we’ll be in the desert!
- Dinner time!
- Beta burn in progress!
- Burning Man 2018!
Gates open in 6 days!
The man burns in 12 days! 🎵
The temple burns in 13 days!
Come Find Me: Comfort and Joy, 7:00 and Dewey, Black Rock City, Nevada, United States,North America, Earth (Sol 3), Sol System,Carina–Sagittarius Arm, Milky Way Galaxy,Local Group, Virgo Cluster, Laniakea Supercluster, The Universe.
- #🍺
- It is a tale told by an idiot Full of sound and fury Signifying nothing.
- #wokenfuries #takeshikovacs #alteredcarbon #brokenangels #cyberpunk #sushi #sriracha #beer #burningman #berniesanders #birdie #oregon #toyota #photo #photos #photography #hotel #tahoe #laketahoe #soylent #soylentcacao #soylentpioneer
- Waiting for Mom to finish checking in like
- Trying out the new tensor flow artificial intelligence object classification models when suddenly…
- “What are these lines on the ground for?”
- #👼 #🐕
- Fun with civics! 🎉🎊🎉🎊
- Finishing the season off right. )'(
- Brita pitchers may remove bacteria but they don’t do shit for your chakras.
- Had a great time yesterday catching up with my new #BurningMan family, and finishing up art work for #comfortandjoy ! 😍
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Thank you, @kokoe_too for taking so many great pics of the gang🌞
- “Plz throw this.”
- Waiting for the next adventure like…
- Oh snap. I wasn’t expecting this so soon! 😍
- On 80 when suddenly…
- Eat the rich
- It’s funny how baby #baobab trees look kind of like the grown ups.
- What a day! 😎😍
- Gay Day at Hoyt’s
- Why are you like this?
- 🚶🐕
- “It is not certain that some wicked one of your race will not find out a secret as evil as the Deplorable Word and use it to destroy all living things. And soon, very soon, before you are an old man and an old woman, great nations of your world will be ruled by tyrants who care no more for joy and justice and mercy than the Empress Jadis. Let your world beware. That is the warning.”
- Current mood
- Good morning sunshine
- Good as new #fittonia
- Normally there is a sprawling metropolis at the bottom of this hill… #🔥
- There is no bigger drama queen than #fittonia
- Can you tell I haven’t slept in two days?
- I support this.
- Subway gets it
- The true values of this awful organization.
#bethel #bethelchurch #redding #reddingcalifornia
- I keep thinking about this painting I saw at a gallery recently. What does it say to you?
- I never thought of Verona that way before.
- 🏞️🚶🚶🚶🌄
- Racquet ball in liquid nitrogen
- Every time we come to this pool, this cat appears and chills with us. I think she gave all of us scabies.
- #☕ #🐕 #🧀
- Recycling center adventure! 🐕
- I think someone needs to go on an adventure…
- Truth.
- @azulathepibble on that #dutchlyfe
- @azulathepibble is trying some modeling
- Hot brewed, iced Verona. Interesting choice adding enzymatic character to a dark roast. Ill have to drink it quickly!
- Oh my ru paul
- Couldn’t agree more
- Burning Man bike ride!
- Idk if I mentioned that I got REALLY #drunk while #kayaking and my mother was kind enough to take lots of embarrassing photos! #thanksmom
- 👨🚒 Current #CalFire map of the #klamathonfire which is 30% contained at 35,250 acres as of a few hours ago. 0% containment on North and West sides. Doesn’t look good for Hilt.
STAY AWAY FROM MY ASHLAND, YOU FIRE. 🔥
- 🛶😎🏞️
- A dozen copters soared over the devastation
- #🏞️ #🛶
- 🎊🍺🏞️❤️🎉🍻😍🎉🏞️ #🍺 #🍻
- When my mom sees that I’m taking a selfie before rafting…
- Waterslides in Ashland today!
(GoPro was mounted to my wrist)
- My worlds on fire,
how bout yours?
- Waterslides!
- We hiked all the way across Lithia Park and back!
- This is where I’m from. 🏞️
- This is probably enough michelada. #🇲🇽 #🌯
DANIEL’S HERE!
- So good
- So many people out 😎
- A couple hours ago I was telling @ore_o26 about a wagyu cheeseburger I had in Berlin. Now I am seeing wagyu ads on Facebook for the first time. I do not have any Facebook apps installed and I have never searched for waygu or typed it into my phone. This is at least the fifth time something like this has happened. How is this happening?
- A boy dressed as a raccoon told me this is where it’s at.
- Fireworks! 🎆🎉🎇🎊
- When/why did we grow up!?
- Sry bout it
- What in the beautiful fuck. Why don’t I live here anymore?
- Lithia Park with the Williamses!
- Jeez #🔥
- Javerting
- Who wants Dom Perignon?
- What a great party 😎
- 🍷🎉🎵🍸🎊🎶🍹
- Do you ever just feel like… #🌱
- Sleepy Foster kitten
- Awwww
- 😻
- Detective Azula and the case of the vanishing Zachary.
- Mi gente!
#comfortandjoy #sfpride #gaypride
- At Comfort and Joy’s Afterglow
“Paint me like one of your Viking girls”
- Home sweet hotel
- “I saw a vision of the end of everything.” -James Holden
- Die Deutsche Volke
- I do a chemistry ⚗️ 📚
- This number keeps going up 😠
- When you order an animal fry well and all the employees try to kill you with a look…
- Happy to be able to add my voice to this important issue. This is a crime against every human, not just these children. Everyone responsible should be in jail. Everyone not speaking out should. Everyone ok with it should examine their sense of morality.
- That’s still an equivalence statement right?
- What in the fuck is this shit happening in my garden!?
- Oh my man it’s so cold and everyone is gifting cookies
- I’m always early to precomp )'(
- There was a #doge #daddy at #starbucks
- Trowbs gonna Trowb.
- I meeeeean…
- Yas mackle$ha!
- #macklemore
- Mackling and Keshing.
- When you get a cheeseburger across the street from Google and it’s after 2017… #🍔
- I mean
- Marching in Sacramento Pride 2018 with The Bolt
- Nitro floats! #🏳️🌈
- Yeaya
- Yas. Burn it all down!
- #Sumatra has gone #psychedelic at @starbucks
- Thanks @the_trowbro for this very practical gift.
- The older I get, the more excited I am about the raffles for grocery and oil change gift cards rather than airplane rides.
- Who’s getting into the pool first?
- I need more river days
- Mmm #szechuansauce #rickandmorty #innout
- I said “take a selfie” and suddenly…
- It’s true. Thanks @the_trowbro for letting the people know about @azulathepibble
- My painting from our latest family drunk painting night.
- What song should we sing?
- Just bring a bucket
- When old fashioned institutions are trying to adapt and survive, but not trying very hard.
- Azula does a dexterity.
- Proud of Howard for this decision which will certainly be interesting to see implemented. Even in my own town, I have seen Starbucks turn people away for being “the wrong kind of person.” Makes me so angry. Now they can’t! 😍
- @azulathepibble likes spicy foods.
- Look who I of course ran into today
- Some girls vajazzled me 😁
- I brought the weird
- These things are everywhere
- Very cool
- Azula is a @starbucks fan #☕ #🐕
- I’m making little bags of Viking runestones that glow in the dark, all from scratch by hand. I included instructions for how to read and cast them for fortune telling or communion (like Ouija boards). Would anyone be interested in a set?
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#viking #rune #runes #runestones #spirit #spirits #spiritual #odin #thor #tyr #frey #freyr #heimdall #heimdallr #energy #crystals
- A candid shot from the fundraiser this weekend
- Yesterday I met a shib…
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#shibainu #shiba #shibalove #shibadog #dog #dogsofinstagram #doge #dogs #doggy #pup #puppy #puppiesofinstagram #puppylove #japan #japanese #japanesegirl #kawaii #kawaiiinu #inu
- We run into each other in the craziest places!
#shibainu #doge
- We made care packages for people who are homeless and so can you!
- Dinner time! Also I’m test driving a new haircut. What do you think?
- Fundraising for domestic violence, sexual assault, and human trafficking non-profit Stand Up Placer!
- That feeling when you’re at In-N-Out.
- Whats up SF? Omw into you.
- Look at this glorious, majestic creature; the fanny pack, the pink nalgene, the mullet, and even the floral tank top. #goals
- After a long day of not doing anything, it’s time for a martini and #theexpanse
- April 15, 2018 (12:39 am)
- Taking @azulathepibble to @starbucks
- Thinking of #Oslo
Cured salmon and hard boiled eggs with cream cheese and spinach
- There’s a fine line between shopping for #burningman and being a #prepper
- Azula wants to go for a walk
- Cuties
- Back back in Cali Cali
- “I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.”
[Jake:] “Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bull-fighters…” “Oh, Jake,” Brett said, “we could have had such a damned good time together.”
Ahead was a mounted policeman in khaki directing traffic. He raised his baton. The car slowed suddenly pressing Brett against me.
“Yes,” I said. “Isn’t it pretty to think so?” From The Sun Also Rises by Earnest Hemingway
- OMFG CURRY CHEESEBURGER MCEXTREME. SO GOOD.
- I can’t wait until these jobs are automated in the US! It’s so weird that they haven’t already been.
- You guys there’s a gay bar on a nude beach. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
- Sunshine time
- This place is hard to describe. I’m pretty sure the designer was a crazy person but boy was he into religion.
- Que guapo ciudad y bonito parque guell. Estan como novios. 👨❤️💋👨
- My big night out in Barcelona with the hostel roomies
- Absolute ugh. Why do I live so far from this perfect place?
- When you play king’s cup with the Irish, you get noise complaints.
- Looking good, Barcelona! 😎 🇪🇸
- Bis spaeter, Deutschland! Ich liebe dich!
#❤️ #🇩🇪 #❤️🇩🇪
- Germany is much freer than America. Anyone can drink or do essentially anything they want, anywhere in public. And they do. I saw people drinking and having sex everywhere from trains to parks and sidewalks. America thinks it has freedom, but really it has a fascistic culture of neurotic religious superstitions which no one is allowed to disagree with. America has a lot to learn from more developed and civilized countries.
- When you successfully order a pretzel in #German
- Wenn du auf der Suche nach Freundschaft bist, aber das Wetter ist nicht freundlich. #❄️
- On a street in Berlin called “Great Hamburger Street,” there is just one hamburger place. It’s called @shisoburger and it has a wonderful Asian fusion cheeseburger with waygu on a rice bun with kimchi on the side. So great!
- That feeling when you pay for a beer at a communism cafe.
- This is the historic beer garden where just the other day, Angela Merkel got drunk on TV and said the world can not rely on America anymore so now she is in charge of the world.
- This victory column was built to celebrate the triumph of Prussia after having conquered many of their neighbors and forming a larger, unified territory. My great grandma grew up here around that time.
- This was previously the home of Joseph Goebbels, Hitler’s propaganda minister. It has been replaced with this memorial to the murdered Jews of Europe.
- Das Reichstag. This building has been blown up and rebuilt numerous times throughout history and served as the capitol of numerous governments and even countries from the Holy Roman Empire to the Weimar Republic to modern Germany.
- All the history. Just the story of that quadriga is so incredible.
Can you tell I haven’t slept in a week?
- I am a donut!
- SO PRETTY #⛄
- Farvel Oslo. Jeg regnet ikke med a bli forelsket!
- BEHOLD, the fortress of my people.
Jesus fuck is it cold in this windy fjord. #⛄
- Like everything else in Oslo, McDonald’s is fancy and expensive. But check deez sweet potato fries. #🍔 #🍟
- In Norway, all art contains penises. I think each of us can learn something from that. Though I’m not sure exactly what. #🍆
- A thousand years ago, this ship carried my ancestors to watery graves. #🇳🇴
- In Oslo Norway, Starbucks has salmon and egg paninis for just ten billion dollars.
- Finally in Oslo! BRR
- When in London, go to Starbucks.
- This is all I’m taking with me for a week in Europe 😎 shoe for scale.
- Smile for the camera zachy! #blackpanther
- Watchin tv w/ @azulathepibble
- So my new phone takes pretty good pics… This is no editing at all. #pixel2
- Sometimes Starbucks makes me feel a bit like Odin. I seem to have as many names as there are winds, as many titles as there are ways to die. Now I just need a couple ravens and wolves and people will start calling me alldaddy.
- Made it back just in time!
- Ttfn
- Family
- Hard to put today into words. 😞
- Home sweet home
- Brr #🎄❄️☃️🌨️🏔️
- These clouds perfectly summarize the way I feel about driving through this town.
- I find this vest highly suspect.
- My favorite thing about #ProjectFi is not the $20/month global phone service. It’s being able to text and call from G-mail’s website.
- When the plants are slowly disappearing.
#milalyfe
- It is next-level gross outside. Foggy plus thunderstorm. Nice day to be inside.
- “Watcha thinkin bout?”
- Let’s get some work done! #☕ #💻 #✍️
- hacking the planet since age 5
- When you’re just trying to take a cute selfie and suddenly there’s a tongue in your ear that you didn’t ask for 😕 #🐕
- Ok I’m back on the bandwagon
#pixel #google #pixel2
- Not gonna lie this meme sent me on a Lana binge and I rediscovered my love for her terrible music.
- Let’s see it happen! @sacramentobee
- My first pair of prescription sunglasses! I could get used to this 😎
- I predict that this relationship will be at the core of the criminal case against the president.
- I’m super late to the #fi game.
- Checking to make sure everything’s ok.
- I think I see a chakra in there
- I’m reading this pretending it’s about the president.
- Visions of Rosaceae.
Circa 2006.
- #leche 💦💦
- Um
- We’re all sunshine critters when you think about it 🌞😻🐕
- Testing out my new @GoPro #hero5black with @azulathepibble
- They’re helping with my homework.
#milalyfe
- #milalyfe
- My new room mate Azula
- #oc #elon #elonmusk #falconheavy #spacex #tesla
- It was time for an upgrade #4tb
- This
- Mix hummus and avocado tho ❤️❤️
- Thinking of @jacobromog
- Finally warm enough for a little cross country hiking 😀
- So good to catch up with Santi.
- I feel like it’s super important to have fun, uplifting wallpapers.
- Mr steal ya algorithm
- January 29, 2018 (1:29 am)
- #🌞 #🌛
- I made a thing
- Chaotic evil is still charging insane prices for textbooks but no longer even binding them; requiring students to purchase binders to put loose pages in, in lieu of a bound book. Not least of all because it makes them harder to retain as reference material. #fuckthesystem
- LET ME SAVE YOU
- Nitro float!
- January 20, 2018 (12:09 pm)
- #womensmarch
- 👬
- #womensmarch
- My favorite beer spot on earth
- Birthday donuts
- Uuuhhhh…
- Good morning
- Fleeing destruction and the wrath of the rain gods, the colonists moved into what they thought would be a new safe home for their people; a bright tomorrow and the promise of a better future. But little did they know, the milk and honey they drank was poisoned. Their new land of promise and plenty was ruled by even more malevolent and insidious gods with powerful magic which no amount of hope and prayer could serve to overcome. As the last of them lay gasping for breath, surrounded by dead kin, she wondered if anyone would remember her and her people.
- Decided to try an iced Americano with blonde-roasted espresso instead of dark-roasted because of how many negative comments I have recently read about Starbucks’ dark roasted espresso. I super do not like blonde espresso. I will stick to dark.
- My #CPR baby is terrifying
- A year ago this weekend, this man who was everyone’s friend died of exposure from sleeping out in the cold. Please be kind to those without homes. And love everyone a little extra. You never know how much time is left. I am so proud of my friends here for pitching in together to commemorate the loss of this great person who everyone loved.
- Fancy running into Howard here after all these years
- Never has a meme been so true
- It’s confusing enough when people put Caesar. How am I supposed to feel when I get the Latin American spelling?
- I can’t get over the fact that this new live wallpaper from Google shows wherever I am on earth with the real current weather and sunlight terminator.
- 😺🎄☃️☕
- Brr #☃️
- This is called unicorn jizz. #❤️🦄💦
- Star wars was good!
- That moment when you…
- #🎄 #☃️ #🌨️
- My favorite restaurant with my favorite Daniel.
- December 22, 2017 (6:50 pm)
- C O F F E E B O Y E
- That feeling when you have extra toes
- I’m in an open relationship with Starbucks. They will probably always be my primary partner but Dutch Bros will always be my secondary partner. Choose non-monogamy! #hoelyfe
- #EDC 2017: #SoftwareEngineer & #Student-@trayvax Wallet-@asus C302CA #Chromebook-@razer #Atheris Mouse-@lgusamobile #V20-@honda #Civic LX 2013-@gerbergear #Shard
- My first time here!
#🌞 So bright today 😮
- I got a boring hat 😀😀
- Talking about Caesarion in a toga. My makeup is an ode to him. This is legit no filter. These events are nuts.
#comfortandjoy
- Family Night!
- 🤗👿❤️🤗👿❤️🤗👿❤️🤗👿❤️
https://goo.gl/mgpDcs
- FINALLY
- #roscoe #😻
- Oooohhhh a #🎁 from Uncle Howard!
#🎄 #🎅
- Insert hipster joke
- Sporting my new @planetarysociety shirt in logic class ☺️ consider donating! cjtrowbridge.com for more info.
- Glad I got one in time!
- Dino prep
- If you’ve ever been in an Uber with me, you know…
- Let’s write some code
- CJ’s Perfect Manhattan Cocktail Recipe
2 parts @wildturkey Bourbon
1 part @martinirossius #sweetvermouth
3 dashes @angosturahouse Bitters
1 #maraschinocherry
- Won first place at star wars trivia! 😀😀
- Mas cervezas por favor
- This beer is called R2deep2 for star wars trivia night
- I have had an incredible amount of wine today.
- #🍷
- Wine tasting day
- When the turkey and the stuffing and the alcohol and the turkey and the stuffing and the alcohol and the turkey and the stuffing and the alcohol and the
- #🦃 #🍷
- I did a soft launch of this a couple months ago, but I am proud to announce my DJ company is celebrating it’s 15th anniversary by making all services free for non profits. If you are part of a worthy cause which needs some speakers and wireless mics for an event, or a laser light show plus sound for a dance, let me know!
- They got Pocky now #❤️ #🎄
- #kotor #tbt
- It’s time for a cheg and a tiny topiary. #🎄
- Zelda’s got tricks #😸
- Making hand-crafted cold brew #covfefe like
- Star wars trivia
- Brrrrrrr
- We are art.
- I will never stop missing him. 😢
- I glimpsed from behind as all the little chargers sang a song to the silent Nalgene. A song of light. Duality of particles and waves paralleling a duality of the senses; a synesthesia of tonality in vision; echoing a secret symphony in the silent darkness.
- When the teacher uses the subjunctive tense.
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
- That moment when the anti-theft system kindly alerts would-be shoplifters that it is broken.
- Can anyone believe this was TEN years ago? I can’t.
#tempusfugit #stillbesties
- Taking back the night!
- What in the actual fuck
- Thanks mom
- Deep tissue #aquaponics #horticulture set up with cultured #tomatoes, #strawberries, and #pothos
- Strangers in a strange and smoky stripmall
- The sky is like Charn.
- Baeobab
- Not exactly sure why this makes me uncomfortable.
- Cleaning out my car when suddenly
- After countless attempts and years of effort, I have finally managed to germinate a baobab. 😀❤️🌱
- ಠ_ಠ
- #Hoes
- Simply fat. Face live.
- Blue skies and popsicles
- Pescita nueva
- Look! They have pendants for people who are not ready for Xmas to be in stores! ❤️❤️
- Memories of this place
- If you’ve ever considered those street hot dogs in SF, I vote very yes.
- These creatures. So mysterious.
- Woooo
- “I’d like a water.”
“Would you like a black or a blue bottle?”
“What’s the difference?”
“The color.” Haha 😂😂
- Let’s play twister
- Stickered up my new laptop.
#sql #mysql #soylent #php #oregon #burningman #softwareengineering #softwareengineer #asus #chrimebook
- YES #🎄 #🎅 #🎁
- C O G N I T I V E B O Y E
#soylent #soylentcaco #foursigmatic #mushroomcoffee #coffee #school
- No.
- We switched starbuckses
#civic #honda #hondacivic
- Every time I see these broflakes now, I think of my brother’s quip, “I’m white and scared of everything.”
- September 16, 2017 (9:32 pm)
- ❤️ I recommend the Asus C302CA Chromebook.
Also recommend the Razer Deathadder Elite mouse.
- Why #🐍
- September 12, 2017 (5:35 pm)
- #🚶#⛰️
- Look wat I made!
She glows in the dark.
- Weird is what I aim for.
- That new laptop smell
- September 11, 2017 (10:09 am)
- #⛰️ #🚶
- This line for It though…
Someone told us it’s based on a book.
- #ucc #☕ #❄️☕
- I made six smart sockets for less than the price of one! (GFCI is always on as circuit breaker)
#arduino #ethernet #diy #maker #hacker #iot #smarthome #smartsocket
- #🌮
- Strange artifacts
- The finickiest fern.
With just a few of my houseplants for company.
#fern #rhizome #propagation #plants #horticulture #botany #photo #photography #aloe #spiderplant #pothos #goldenpothos #snakeplant #aglaonema #chineseevergreen #fittonia #fittoniaalbivenis
- #nightking #gameofthrones #gameofthronesmemes #olympics #gold #goldmedal
- #📚 #🎒 #🏫
- #cyberpunk
- #eclipse 🌞🌚
- #🌯
- Histoire de ma vie.
- #🌈
- When you’re extremely winning at memes against humanity
- “Many of the Children of Ilúvatar hearken still unsated to the voices of the Sea, and yet know not for what they listen.”
- 🐱#milalyfe #gameofthrones #pitbull #cat
- THIS IS WHAT APOTHEOSIS LOOKS LIKE
- #roseville #trump #disabled
- Things I will miss about working in Arden
- When Mila gives you that look.
#milalyfe
- Onesie like
- “You don’t know a good thing till it’s gone.” – Jesse Naval
- Contemplating
- July 16, 2017 (7:42 pm)
- My feelings exactly #🔩
- Camping at Beal’s Point at Folsom Lake! #🏕️
- Took my #hammock to the lake
- Elon Musk Having Fun 😍
- Recreating the Good Morning from Shady.
- When you see a celebrity you dl adore and take a creepshot selfie with them
- Trying the “Good morning” bagel at Shady Coffee
- #laser #burningman #precomp #precompression
- Learning in the Sunshine at Sierra College. #🌞
- “OMG!” 😎💻
- Proud To Do a Pride Float With My Family This Year!
- Proud of Mighty Ruthie #🍿
- Raising funds with Might Ruthie
- My favorite picture from today. I love these two.
- Break time
- Pre-Priding
- When it’s pregame time
- June 2, 2017 (9:49 am)
- #covfefe
- All time favorite bottle of wine. Try it!
- #CATAPULT
#3dprint #3dprinted #3dprinter #3dprinting
Hard to do with one hand. Why does Instagram make you hold down the record button? WHY!?
- Star Wars VR!
- #🎥 #🎬 Seeing King Arthur
- Playing cards
- When people understand you and the losses you have suffered.
- #guardians2 @bentrowbridge @the_trowbro #guardiansofthegalaxy #guardiansofthegalaxyvol2
- #existential #nihilism
- #nitrocoldbrew #starbucks #icedcoffee #coldbrew #coldbrewcoffee #coffee
- Look what I #3Dprinted it glows in the dark 😀
#3dprint #3dprinter
- New fidget toy which I 3D printed.
#3dprinting #3dprint #fidgetspinner #fidget #fidgettoy
- What should the name of the new Roseville thrift store be? The money will stop human trafficking and sexual violence and support survivors.
- Family Dinner
#occupymars #spacex
- I was unsure, but I have decided I love the new generation of JBL Eon
- I love things that grow.
- Just got a complete set of the encyclopedias brittanica and Americana for $5 at the Sierra college library sale 😀😀😀
- He is Groot
#mandrake #🌱 #plant #plants #botany #horticulture #photo #photography #nature #houseplant #ikea #groot #guardiansofthegalaxy #guardians
- Obviously I needed one of these.
#unicorn #unicornfrappuccino #starbucks #tobeapartner #frappuccino#starbucksfrappuccino
- #ascii
- The places where I came from
- My trip is ruined!
- The truest love of my life.
- All my paths lead back here,
to this crucible and temple.
- When you have an elderflower problem
- You guys, my mineral water is certified gluten free.
- I live on nothing but sparkling essence of elderflower and caffeine.
#elderflower #coffee #icedcoffee #coldbrew
- #coldbrew #icedcoffee #coffee #homemade #school #class #hemingway
- Pic someone took at a fundraiser the other day ☺️
- Check it out! #coldbrew #icedcoffee
- April 3, 2017 (1:45 pm)
- One of those mornings
- YES.
#parrot #parrotcakepop
#starbucks #tobeapartner
- Flow chart I drew this week versus one from last week. #brainchanges
- #selfie #pic #photo #eyes #filter #nofilter #xpro #lgv20
- Excited to do our part to help Stand Up Placer raise money to serve survivors of domestic violence, sexual assault, and human trafficking!
- Wednesday with Ben was fun.
#nofilter #selfie #photo #rei
- #homescreen #wallpaper #burningman #blackrockcity
- It’s crazy how exhausting it is being sick
- This is awesome! No more gendered bathrooms at Starbucks. #downwiththepatriarchy
- In today’s episode of “Messages left for CJ”
- As I was taking this picture, another one pulled up next to me and the driver cackled out her window at me
- “What is the answer to life the universe and everything?”
- Oohh very robot
- #🗑️ #🚮
- “Bring a 3×5 card of notes for the sex class test or you will be marked down.”
- #retailtherapy
- #essentials #coffee #icedcoffee #soylent #soylentnectar #fidget #fidgettoy #fidgetspinner #gerber #gerberknife #knife #knives #honda #civic #hondacivic #car #cars #costco #trayvax #ibuprofen #caffeine #spathiphyllum #botany #horticulture #plants #🌱#☕️ #🔪 #🚗
- When a co-worker understands you.
- #original
- #milalyfe
- She met her sister
- Why?
#americaneducation
- Zachary Benjamin
- Thank you to Business Network International for the bottle of wine and the great meeting this morning!
- Name tags and everything 😊
- Attending the Freedoms Foundation’s award luncheon this morning! This venue is lovely.
- Bæs
- # milalyfe
- This has always been my favorite part of #easter
- #😸 #🌱
#3dprinter #3dprint #luckycat
- Oohhh 😻😻 #3dprint #3dprinter #3dprinting
- So good!
#soylent #soylentcacao
- Family lunch
- Oh my Carl Sagan, these are so good!
#soylentnectar #soylent
- Good morning.
#soylent #soylentnectar #soylentcacao #hitchens #plants #horticulture #botany #ikea #starwars #school #programming #gameofthrones #asongoficeandfire #asoiaf #songoficeandfire
- What to print first? 😍😍
#3dprinter #3dprint #3dprinting
- All of this is $1…
- How did I live without 4k?
- When you’re an old school government teacher
- Becky with the good hair
- #expanse #aghdashloo #avasarala #pistachios
- When the tax return comes in
- Chocolate hazelnut croissant? Yes plz ❤️
- When you dip your #wasabi in #sriracha #🍱 #☕
- Anybody else into trading?
#trading #stocks #stockmarket #jnug #jdst #nugt #dust #investing #invest #gambling
- Do you ever feel like Google is mocking you? Lol
- Brought some delicious critters for lunch.
#paleo #food #chicken #bacon #salmon #cucumbers #sweetpeas
- When your package from Thailand finally clears customs
- #ugh ❤️
- Feeling a little horsey today
- Tech 2U second annual kick-off
- Work party night 1 😘
- I use my phone constantly and I’m ending the day at 75%. The #v20 is amazing!
- I’m a rebel
- Business gothic casual
- I guarantee I have never asked anyone how their dick is. 😕 But now I want to…
- Dinner time bbies 🐜🐜🐜🍔🍔🍔
Grasshoppers and honey.
#formicarium #antfarm #ant #ants #pet #pets
- #desperado
- #Bday 🎁☃️🎂🍧🎄🎉
- #Avasarala habits
- Lets see how bad it is 😕
#wifihighspeed
- What in the actual fuck
- I have three ant colonies now. 🐜🐜🐜
#formicarium #antkeeping #monomoriumminimum
- Crazy foggy up here 😕
- There was an ant queen and her colony on my shower door today! #newpets #ants #formicarium #monomoriumminimum
- Ugly sweater gingerbread man. 😍
#☃️ #🎄 #☕️
- When Mila wants in the sleeping bag 😽 #catlyfe
- “Order online, its faster” lol
- Reconciling my ledgers.
#🌱 #plants #sun #horticulture #botany #succulents #highandtight #spathiphyllum #peacelilly #chlorophytum #spiderplant #sansevieria #snakeplant #dracaena #dracaenamarginata #echeveria #succulent #pothos #goldenpothos #aloe #aloevera #photo #photography #art
- When he does something to show how much he loves you 😍😘😘❤️😽
- Not bad for my first time
- Really?
- These chips tho. Wheres michelada
- No breakfast for u
#cyberpunk
- When you forget to wash something that had chia seeds in it.
#🌱
- Ok lets put u together.
#make #build #project #flyback #tesla #teslacoil #electronics #engineering #electricalengineering #science
- “I want like 30 things that are $1 but for the manufacturers online price of $0.50 and theyre all from different manufacturers.”
“Uuuhh you can just have it all at cost.”
😘😘
- Self portrait in acrylic on canvas
#brc #burningman
- Haha wtf
#💻 #😧
- #🎄 #💻
- Winter is here.
#winter #starbucks #cookie #demitasse #coffee #snowman
- Making mexican breakfast seemed fitting.
- Good morning, plants.
#plants #horticulture #botany #garden #gardening #grow #growroom #snakeplant #spiderplant #goldenpothos #peacelilly #succulent
#spathiphyllum #echeveria
- #sneklyfe #snek
- ☮️❤️💰
- $jnug up 20% after hours. I’m all in.
#jnug #invest #election2016 #trumpocalypse
- #ivoted #vote
- Omg
- Watching captain strange w/ fam
- Spicy mocha. Love the new cups!
#satan #starbucks #holidays #christmas #election #lucifer
- When you bring home a stray
#😻 #😺 #😽
- The festival of the dead ends,
the rede line is sung,
and the dead make jokes.
These relics give smiles to the living,
until we join them on the other side,
and sing the lines together in silent bliss.
#samhain #witchcraft #witch #crowley #wiccanrede #wicca #wiccan #death #dead #dayofthedead
- Pad thai with a korean twist
#cuisine #korean #thai #japanese #photo #photography #art #food #collegefood #kimchi #sriracha #cupofnoodles #peanutbutter #cheapfood #frugal #cheap
- Gifts you get when people understand you.
#bagofdicks
- “omg i love fresno. this is my favorite city.” -Dev
- October 27, 2016 (12:24 am)
- Seeing Dev
- Making friends is the easiest thing there is
- Is this idiot paying to clean all the ash off my car?
Lawn chair for scale.
- Too spooky for me.
#starbucks #tobeapartner #halloween #spooky #skeleton #coffee
- Kimchi sriracha pepperoni and scotch/ipa with rising tide. Perfect way to end the day.
#civilization #civilizationbeyondearth #tbs #scotch #ipa #johnniewalker #johnniewalkerblack #whisky #whiskey #ipa #indiapaleale #pizza #littlecaesars #kimchi #miso #sriracha #food #photography #photo #art
- #frenchie #noboundaries
- #hillaryforprison2016
- Im not sure exactly why, but this makes me super angry.
#fuckfacebook #antisocialnetwork #garbage #trash #fail #badux #horribleux #designfail #obsolescence #obey #obeypropaganda #theylive #stayasleep #consume #consumption #consumerism #normal
- Buckle up, Johnnie!
#johnniewalkerblack #johnniewalker #scotch #whisky #whiskey #scotchwhisky #scotchwhiskey #costco #art #photography #photo
- 😲
- vellocet for a malenky nadsat
#burningman #burningman2016 #decompression #brc #clockworkorange #nadsat #moloko #korova #sf #sanfrancisco #sanfranciscoart
- Unwinding with scotch, rts, and my favorite tumblr for music.
#workspace #unwind #helaeon #cyberpunk #electronica #vape #thc #scotch #johnniewalker #nalgene #liestraw #asus #i7 #gtx #nvidia #hardrock#stmaarten #tumblr #music #rts #gaming #plants #spathiphyllum #sansevieria
- Yea, probably sticking with my Nexus 6. I am thoroughly unimpressed just like I was last year.
#android #pixel #pixelxl #pixelphone #nexus #nexus6 #androidnougat #htc #google #madebygoogle #nexus6p #nexus5x #nexus5
- I watch the cold rain outside
as do my tiny green friends
sustained in jars
far from their warm homes,
they would die if they got loose
but its all they try to do.
- YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY
#badparking #karma #douche #douhebag
- Booga booga
#mummycakepop #starbucks #coffee #icedcoffee #coldbrew #tobeapartner #sugarcookie #nvidia #trayvax #gtx #i7 #asus
- If you want the devil in your life, follow me on Instagram
#satan #666 #devil #lucifer #morningstar #lucifermorningstar
- When your brother tells you to come over but then hes not there so you hang out with his cat and the bitch drinks your iced coffee. #thief #cat #spititout
- That moment when a cat is here.
#android #androidnougat #androidneko #cat #neko #augmentedreality #virtualreality #ar #vr #pokemongo #pokemon
- When your friend is too dead to reply so you report them for being dead and Facebook writes back apologizing for your loss.
Why is this getting to be so routine?
- Cold brewed green tea with chia
- Tired mornings and crazy nights
#art #photography #burningman #burningman2016 #welcome #daftpunk #festival #brc
- Missing The Altitude Lounge
- When you are absolutely about that life
- September 15, 2016 (10:14 pm)
- Found cat
#burningman
- I was just asked what country this is…
- When Zachary names all your cats.
#androidneko #androidnougat
- This is probably a good preview of the week to come.
- Umm you might not have considered the meaning to this generation when you picked that…
- cat vs carpet python
- #bruiser
- Sudden and ferocious, unexpected love.
- Window bbies ❤️🌼🌹🌱🌴💮🌿🐝
- Hi guys
- This upgrade gave me two new bluetooths and a second silent-mode! And let me tell you about my five alarm clocks!
#beta #nougat #android
- Goodbye, Marshmallow. Hello, Nougat.
- Define civic pride and equity
- When u have to put in the product key #windows10
- Try it
- Trying to be gentler with the religious.
- Got a new shirt “Roam Free”
#johnniewalker #abercrombie #auburn
- My mother once said to me, “You never had much joy.”
Truly, she never took the time to understand my relationship with strawberries.
- Trimming my main sheet like
- Why won’t he let me sleep. Staring in my second story window with those eyes.
- Sky’s out thighs out!
Finally got my first pair of #chubbies
- Taking a break from moving for a full english 😀
- Im bleeding
- That time when the dogs tried to eat the tortoise but all i could think about was how 7 was ignoring me 😢😢
- 7
- 7 dreaming about @nazghoul_
- When you’ve just got to get there,
just got to get it done.
- For years I’ve had the same recurring dream of laying in the grass in the sun and a warm breeze on a nice afternoon. This photo reminds me of that day that never happened and yet happened a thousand times.
- Made it all the way here with no alternator 😂
- #twins
- Find the silver lining when shit sucks.
- Lets see how bad it is 😕😢🙁
- Yes its truuue a cat like meee can learn to be huuman tooo
- New wallpaper. What do you think?
- #Klerb w/ @tajster6
- Seven identifies as a people
- Haha youre licking cheese off the ground.
#gross
- When you made the right bet 😀
- Chicken sriracha kimchi quesadilla with racer 5 and rick and morty
- #avasarala is my spirit animal
#expanse #leviathanwakes #calibanswar #abaddonsgate #cibolaburn
- #yas #michelada #tostadas #camarones #ceviche
- That new laptop smell.
#asus i7 512ssd gtx960
- #godmorgen
- When you just got back from Mexico and you’re leaking pesos with your cachetadas
- ❤❤❤❤
- Marching in my first gay pride parade with my mom and brother for her nonprofit 😁😁❤❤
- Feeling the sunbern at pride with mamma
- Gettin prideful
- #yas
- When your cat climbs up in your lap and bites you on the fucking nose. What the fuck seven.
- May 30, 2016 (6:32 pm)
- #7kitteh #husky #racer5
- This is exactly what i wanted
- #nofilter #haircut
- Fun day at the fair with the faces crew 😁
- Brought my new #lg360cam to the fair with the faces crew
- #protip dont take off your wetsuits right before you fall in. #cold
- #tbt to yesterday. Have you seen this gopro? Lost but not forgotten.
- Chillin on a Wednesday with some @togos and @heineken
- What a nice day to go floating with @romothegod
- May 18, 2016 (8:06 pm)
- It was cold but soo worth it 😀
- Kayaking and snorkeling are tge best way to spend an afternoon with friends 😁
- #neverobsolete
- Ill let you guess which car has the climate-change-denial sticker. #feelthebern
- Me and bernie
#feelthebern
- feeling the sunbern
- @romothegod if you could stop being this big celebrity. I don’t have time to reply to all your fan mail. 😜
- Homemade chicken green curry with cucumber and peanut butter and lots of kale and spinach. Interesting combination, soo good.
#rei #bernie #starbucks #digitalocean #trayvax #keysmart #honda #hondacivic
- We still open
- DIY Chipotle night. Aka living with Mexicans.
- Tag me in spam about getting more followers and i will report you and the spam. Find something better to do with your time than waste mine.
- Bby #tortoise loves #strawberries
- What a nice day for meal prep and the four horsemen 😍
- I like my hair short
- Built an #IoT #Arduino controlled relay board. It lets me control electrical outlets from the internet! 😀
#christopherhitchens #johnniewalkerblue
- Omg yes #bernie
- Geranium in red.
No filter. Very vivid.
- #Mobbing
- So pretty… So deadly…
- Poor turtle, living in the disgusting Sacramento. 😢
- Cafe con barcos
- “I don’t know about you, but I for one don’t want to live in a world where somebody else makes the world a better place, better than we do.”
- Chez @the_trowbro
- Happy bday mom!
- #bby #familydinner
She belongs to my brother @the_trowbro
- On the ledge
- Dare us to jump?
- I can’t make up my mind on the facial hair 😖
- I love snapchat’s new #aphextwin filter 😊
- #scarysnap
- My #edc, refined.
- Fire can not kill a dragon#feelthebern #bernietargaryen #bernieputabirdonit
- #soylent
- This tree was planted when I was born ☺
- T-12hrs 😢
- Oh look who it is
- Communion cups of vodka samples. What
- Omg
- CJ gets serious when its party time
- His third profile messaging me today. People like this are disgusting. Stop means stop. Don’t take this kind of shit, you guys. Don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself.
- In the face of the weight of memory, scars never fade.I wish all the people I’ve loved were still alive. 😢
- Nice day for a drive
- You may not know this about me, but I am quite fond of plants. Here are a few from my room ☺ Anybody else an avid gardener?
- Going to get garden stuff with baes @jion_916 @maxxenriqueeeee @romothegod
- Updated #edc for the last couple months
- Good morning, fresh haircut.
- Cloning the roses and a Japanese maple.#horticulture #cloning #plants #rockwool
- #floral #faceswap
- #faceswap with @jion_916
- #7kitteh said he misses @nazghoul_
- Bae cant hang @romothegod
- Took out all the piercings you can see when i have clothes on 😉 what do you think?
- Lunch and errands #gyro #racer5 #starbucks
- #tortoise loves the dandelions
- This #flaca is going to get some sunshine with @romothegod
- O god i am so fedora
- O my glob
- deadpool inspired me to cut my hair short
- Watched “The Hunting Ground” with follow-up Q&A panel with my mom to raise awareness for sexual assault on campuses. Everyone should watch this. Over 100k students are sexually assaulted per year in the US. Such an enormous issue.
- February 14, 2016 (8:03 am)
- Listening to #current93 like
- The wallpaper is strong with this one
- What kind of person has never seen The Big Lebowski!?
- His name is Akira.
#cutie #betta #dragonscalebetta
- We need more shelves
#ikea
- Looking good
- I almost cut it all off but i think i like it like this. What do you think?
- It’s not all rainbows and dinner parties at Haus of J.
#7kitteh #chaos
- This piece of contemporary pop art comes to us from the loquacious barista in training at arc. She calls it “CJ.”
- Dat wallpaper tho
#nickofferman #monalisa
- #7kitteh just let it happen
- Yas
#bernie #nasa #npr #hrc #hondacivic
- February 4, 2016 (9:19 pm)
- #7kitteh is a dom btm when it comes to @romothegod petting him
- @amuraimusic
- What year is it
#fillherup
- #cuties #wrastlin @romothegod
- “New year new me” officially ends
- It must be an intense challenge to train the hyper insanity out of a #husky enough that it could be a #serviceanimal. So #pretty but so #wild. #thoseeyes
- Why #imac #starbucks
- Took Her Stickerginity
- The beard was not for me. 😕
- Help me think of a name for her
- #🍻 #☕ #casualdisinterest
- Ugh shes so pretty 😘😍💗😘😘😍😍
- To shave or to grow, that is the question. (Hair and beard) #plzadvise
- Look what I got 😁😁😁
- Dinner time
#johnniewalker #bluelabel #hophunter
- “How thoughtful of God to arrange matters so that, wherever you happen to be born, the local religion always turns out to be the true one.” -Richard Dawkins
- #7kitteh
- Trying a new style. What do you think?
- #7 #kitteh #touch
- After gym cheeseburgers
- Breakfast with mamma
- KILLER DEATH FROG EPISODE II
- Vamos a cafe
- Its like he thinks of me as a footrest
- Yas #boracha
- $2 Wells at Faces middle bar with @romothegod ! 😍😍😍
- Maximum derp
- Cuddle puddle
- KILLER DEATH FROG 💗😘😁
- #cuties 💗🎉🎄⛄
- histoire de ma vie #satan
- Mmm
- Happy birthday to mee
- Thanks David for the sticker!
- Multicultural as fuck, getting Chinese food on Christmas with my middle-eastern room mate’s Brazilian boyfriend.
- Wheatgrass and pancakes with all the baes
- Newest family member: Pacman frog. What should we name him?
- Ive never seen a cat that burritos himself. Usually you have to force them into such adorableness.
- Watching movies with #cuties
- Spotted in the wild #tech2u
- Cat in the hat. #doingitwrong #hestrying
- Yaas
- Brr tho
- @romothegod furby rocking out
- #besties #nofilter #wedontneednofilter
- Danii
- Yas #besties #mallrats
- The boy is an angel, i tell ya. An absolute angel.
- #mealprep
- Hey whiskers #cutie
- Define overkill
- Call CJ for halp. Imma send you one of these
- Jewish breakfast-dinner. Roast chicken and potato latkes. Mmm
- Drinking white linens at https://J-ha.us
- Getting my first lifestraw to replace my dying nalgene. Anyone else have one of these?
#savetheworld #lifestraw #rei
- #keeses
- Ahh, a cozy end to a long day 😊
- Spotted in the wild #tech2u
- #cuties
- Dont be a statistic.
#catnipkills #overdose
- @jaybrown_ and aiden chilling
- 🎄🎂☕⛄🎉
- Yas
- Cat can hang
- It pays to be cute
- Wat
- #slytherin witchin up some food and scotch with #selfies
- Charcuterie en le chez de les Js
- “…that’s why its hotter under the water…”
- Oh my god yes. #finally
- Avada kedavra!
- Im a bad influence 🎄🎉🎂☕⛄
- #cuties #sleepies
- November 25, 2015 (12:11 am)
- Dinner Date with Mom
- Kitteh approves of the new pool table
- My #edc has evolved.
#surfacepro #nexus #moto360 #gerbershard
- Finally decided what to do with the spare room
- The struggle is real today
- ALL THE FEELS
- matches and scotches
- When its too warm but you still wana touch
- Scotchity scotch scotch
- Little butterscotch is cold so shes sleeping on the laptop charger 😊
- My guest number typically has science fiction significance. Who can guess this one? 💗
- Tiny starbucks cup 😊 💗💕😍🎂🎄🎉☕
- House sitting in the mountains. Good morning, kitties.
- Always
- Got my free crunchwrap 😘🎁😍💓💕💗
- Yas @josiebomber
- Nostalgia for my mall rat days
- New bby
- New bbies 😍
- Making authentic homemade microwave indian food
- Baes #roomies #grindr
- Here we see a wild CJ using his grindr profile as a platform for his controversial “ready for xmas” beliefs. #🎄 #🎁
- Mmm #yakitori
- October 18, 2015 (9:36 pm)
- Building things
- Hiking in Andrew Molera at Big Sur
- Good morning, Big Sur.
- Jions book collection
- If You’ve Done Me Wrong…
- A good omen
- End of my first day with Android 6.0 Marshmallow running on an ancient Nexus 5 and my battery (which used to last half the day) is still at 80% and estimates over 44 hours left on this charge. Just incredible. Cant wait for my Nexus 6 to get the update!
#android #marshmallow #androidmarshmallow #nexus5 #nexus6
- Of course my Nexus 5 gets Marshmallow before my nexus 6. Wtf Google?
- Lunch Date With Mom
- Why we dont go to truxel
- Try it bruh
- This week’s wallpaper is of my hero Christopher Hitchens. If you need an explanation, I would urge you to correct whatever error has led you to such a state. (As I imagine he might say)
- T’Hain believed that a character’s actions must flow inexorably from his or her established traits.
- This week’s wallpaper. Who’s stoked to see him next year?
- What heat? #diy
- Unto Felicia The Lord Sayeth
- Daylight witching hour
- Sysco straw and a dome lid #communitycollege #communitycollegeproblems
- #persia
- That’s not fucking helpful, Google.
- #poorlyfe
- All theyre good for
- Untitled 10
- Untitled 9
- Untitled 8
- Untitled 7
- Signing lease with baes
- Don’t count on time. Seize the day.
- Stolen from @treflorez
- God fucking damn it
- My roomies understand me
- Yaaas. Check that off my bucket list 😁
- Wut
- Get it jose
- Lake with baes
- Haha
- Yay i made this
- Its not really iced coffee
- #feetselfie #tahoe
- Yaas
- To be or not to be
- Amirite?#tobeapartner
- Yaaass
- A long time ago in a galaxy far far away…
- Yas. #sbhoweboutarden #cutecups #ugh
- Supernova Girl
- We got campsite number 42.#glamping #summer #douglasadams
- Were they?
- My mom talked me into embracing my inner whale.
- Yas#backincali
- such a joke 😂
- Only way to end a day of learnin#addict #ihaveaproblem #cheeseburgersanonymous #12stepprogram
- Mfw
- Officially Back in Cali
- Tfw you forgot your smartwatch and you keep reaching for it but its not there D:
- #pug #keeses
- New calling cards. Printed on linen. Chu think?#newcitynewme #newcardnewme
- Duuuude#exmachina
- @nazghoul_ we still on for jmt?
- Eye dr all about that dilation :-#iseeeverything
- Bathroom graffiti
- Show your barista this photo. Change your life!
#tobeapartner #starbucks
- Feeling extra cyberpunk today
#cyberpunk #cybergoth
- I AM REFULGENT.
I AM ETERNAL.
- as bad as portlands traffic is today with obama here, just remember it could be worse… lol
- what am i doing
#tequila #drinko #whygod #drinkodemayo
- light a candle for the witches.
#beltane #witchcraft
- saw this walking downtown.. lol wtf
- me today
- pac west is so pretty.it always makes me think of haida. one question, howd they get that tree on top?
- omg
- “You fly away, honey. Towns like this are for people who like the way down.” -Neuromancer
- YASS YAAASSS. its back
- me, finn and johnny talkin bout entropy
- @bengermanj
- Looking back to a rainy morning in St Thomas
- Untitled
- Wana be back there
- words to live by
#wisdom #mcdonalds
- o my glob
- Which one should I wear out tonight?
#help #cantdecide
- On a dark night at sea,
I looked out across the infinite black
and saw in those waves,
my spirit
wild and free.
- the perils of a new phone number. baha
- Thanks @rei Dividend! #gerber #gerbershard
- i decorated eggs for easter. yay
- had to steal this from @fuckjerry
- Ambitchous: (adj) striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
- dont let the bright outside fool you. its cold as balls in milwaukie.
#pdx #pnw #portland
- Mmm 2
- new debit card. yay
#googlewallet #google
- post cyber-goth
- why does my vodka tonic
glow in the dark? :-\
#rufee.com
- hold on to your butts. 5.1 is here!
- You guys dont understand what its like to watch people eat In-N-Out all day on my surveillance cameras and know that the nearest one is 600 miles away :'( sometimes I call them and just listen to the sound of them eating it while staring at 4k photos like this one…
but it’s just not the same.
- so i finally started watching ‘looking.’
its pretty great.
like a modern day qaf in sf,
only with less hope.
- new hair. mom hates. she wrong?
- home sweet home
#pdxcarpet #pdx #pnw
- Tonight get ready to fly
cuz we’re gonna live it on up in the sky.
- Good morning Florida, and goodbye!
- selfies with cruise baes
- mmm breakfast
- johnathan feels like im cut off but i feel like he is incorrrecttttt : DDD
- excited to be learning about boating safety
- almost to the ocean!
- its like home town buffet and it takes you to the bahamas : DD
- yass
- lets take this vacay to the next level. byee florida
- real busy today, guys
- mmmm pralines and cream with bae
- hungover in the sunshine
- none of us can even you guys
- a bowl of margarita on the beach for dinner.
- goodbye #pdxcarpet we’ll be wintering in nassau!
#pdx #pnw #vacation #travel #bahamas #cruise #carribbean
- all my bags are packed
#vacation #bahamas
- Grand old lady
- found this old ghostly pic of you @nazghoul_
- call miss cj for yo free readin
#gypsy #doge
- So cool to see Tarkin in the new episode of Star Wars Rebels,
telling all these puny villains what failures they are, just after I finished Luceno’s amazing book about him :]
#fangirl #darkside #starwars #tarkin
- new profile pic? :o
- stahp @nguhjones
- snails are good pets
- my snails are having a good morning
and the betta is watching. dirty betta
#voyeurismisparticipation #animalsex #nature
- #battlestation
- Let Go Your Earthly Tether.
Enter The Void.
Empty, And Become Wind.
#redlotus #korra
- nine plates and a bento box later
- Super kawaii
- <CJ></CJ>
- He said, “You wana try some heroin?”
- Mmmmmmm
- Gotta set wipers to “for real tho” this morning
- CJ don’t feel good =/
- My favorite pair from my favorite story
- 2015 #EDC
- Waiting for the witching hour
- I’m disgusting
- Too tired but too awake
- Lucky sevens
- Pulled the trigger on a 360 :-)
- Space age market with stone age prices. I cant remember the last time i paid under $2 for gas!
- Underground blacklight minigolf
- marathon
- Spider flowers
- Lasagna flavored keeses
- THE WAIT IS OVER
- Fill it up please
- These flowers are in time out
- Words to live by
- Filling out last minute xmas cards
- The reindeer are moving
- Tis the season
- memories
- Look who’s here
- Check out my sweet atheism tree
- Holy lens flare jj abrams
- Fire is his element, with a hint of water. He reflects but for a moment before battle. The very opposite of me. What shall we name him?
- Xmas is staying for good, this year.
- First shave in years. What do you think?
- You guys for reals. If you’re not already cutting your own hair, try. Its so easy and such a waste of money to pay someone to do it every other week.
- Makin taters with some
- I KNEW HE WOULD RISE FROM THE DEAD. there is hope for the future
- Very reading
- Tofu yakisoba
- cuties cutiesinspace
- This is what its like to have
- pbr pdx pnw whatspnw
- One spirit-of-the-universe, many faces.
- Ahh what a refreshing end to a long work day :)
- We’re playing tag. She’s it
- The perils of family group-texts
- My time has come
- Yay
- Maybe the ice cream freeway is the polar vortex’s way of apologizing for the underwhelming snow?
- IT BEGINS
- i did a lil snip snip
- 1063
- There goes the neighborhood
- Cant… Stop… Playing… =/
- Feeling portlandy today
- Washington apple pound cake, warmed with iced ethiopia
- Oh my god i missed chorizo
- Felt like donuts :)Hard apple cider fritter and a dulce de leche hazelnut
- Real talk. Is it time to shave my head again or is my hitleryness level still acceptable? =/
- #chaos #foiled
- You guys. Im so far past can’t even; idk if i will ever truly even
- This should go nicely over some penne
- #portlandproblems #portland #pdx
- 1099
- 2401 Utah Ave S
- Well I never found it in Sacramento but Portland always delivers! And let me tell you, it was worth the wait
- Mmmmmmmm
- Oregon pbr
- “Cant sleep in the city of neon and chrome”
- Gave myself a haircut!
- Mmmm #2buckchuck which is actually #3buckchuck in oregon
- New standing desk with twin 24″ 1080p lcds plus projector for maximum logistical productivity
- Happy bday bestie! Miss u!
- Lunch time
- I haven’t kidnapped you. I’m just not opening the door till the room is clean
- Truly, i love thee, lady elderflower
- I cant explain it. I hate this movie, but i love the soundtrack more than almost any other. How does she make you feel?
- Bacon + microwave = heaven
- #inthebegining #science #genesis #atheism #scepticism
- Run away with me to another place
- Oh my god. Sooo good. This show is incredible!
- Tut tut, looks like rain
- Priorities
- #peoplewatching #stumptown #coffee #pdxpdx #downtown
- Boca penne with spinach, onions, red sauce, swiss cheese and an egg
- Its been too long
- It is said by the Eldar that in water there lives yet the echo of the Music of the Ainur more than in any substance that is in this Earth; and many of the Children of Ilúvatar hearken still unsated to the voices of the Sea, and yet know not for what they listen.
- What did these baguettes do to deserve such a violent end!?
- Hot dogs are 50¢ at ikea
- There’s something about sitting in an air conditioned sunroom that bespeaks the conquest of nature and the inexorable triumph of the empire of humanity
- Spirits of elderflower on the rocks
- Dont need work clothes any more :)
- ” When you think about it, we are all different people, all through our lives and that’s okay, that’s good! You’ve gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be.”
- Work party yay :)
- I’m getting better at cutting my hair
- It has come to my attention that these grill marks may be under investigation for fraud
- 1198
- What will this be suggesting six months from now? Lol
- #winning #gay #lgbt #donttreadonme
- So river. Very PBR. Wow. @tochwat
- I thought id make breakfast more interesting
- Mmmmm
- Life will never be the same. How did I live before this?
- Theres a couple kids in a 2 door civic driving down the freeway with a desk halfway out the window. And I’ve got a pile of cash instead of furniture
- I miss cali already and i haven’t left yet
- Spicy ramen in a jar
- 1226
- That moment when you drop your laptop like ten feet and its 100% fine
- So sunset. Wow.
- 1235
- My phone is a bad influence. Its barely lunch time
- I will miss working next to this
- I think i like it
- #slenderman #slender #horror #scary #lemonpledge
- The view from my office today
- Woah dude
- Taking bondage classes. I helped tie this guy up like a chicken. Lol
- #loki #norse #viking
- I hope your thursday is as delicious as mine
- Who wants to go ?
- The perfect productivity environment
- Babieessss <333
- Sry mom, hair had to go.
- Reborn
- I made fiiire!
- Untitled
- Not worth it
- It tastes just like food!
- Its been too long…
- Go home bike, you’re drunk.
- I made this fire
- Mmm
- 1303
- Buy one… Buy one?
- preggers
- Experiencing authentic american food :)
- This might sound silly but this phone has changed my life. The amount of power and battery life lets me do any number of tasks simultaneously and flawlessly. Downloading a tv show while casting music wirelessly from the cloud and chatting with friends. Its sort of silly but those things have never really been simultaneously possible. I could not approve more
- Ruins
- Oh god… Google knows… Haha
- Harder faster stronger
- Excellent lighting mandated a selfie.
- Ser CJ of House Trowbridge
- Hello old friend
- Good morning
- 1339
- Getting better at cutting my own hair :D
- Guess what this is for…
- Mission “Brr”: Accomplished.
- Finally found a Lilly for my window-garden :)
- Good morning
- The struggle is real
- 1360
- $1.50
- 1366
- My favorite dinosaur came to party!
- Heey PDX
- Sharron needs a funnel
- @momlyft crackalicious
- Jambox + ziplock
- Did you know that coconut water is isotonic to blood? This means that if a person is dehydrated, it can be injected directly into a vein, in lieu of saline
- 5 + 7
- “angry space princess” by jake cabrera
- thought id share my new wallpaper. ty reddit!
- Trying to look deep.
- 1399
- A match made in heaven.
- Yirgacheffe; you and me, kid.
- the view outside my bedroom window this morning
- this just came in the mail for me. im not sure why. lol
- Yay kayaking
- is this thing on?
- Stitched together a burlap sack full of dirt and fertilizer for my exciting new hanging strawberry garden. Ran out of space on the ground
- Spotted in the wild.com
- My garden is swarming with spider plants. Does anyone need a house plant? Theyre probably the best house plant you can have, according to nasa. They remove more contaminants from the air than any other plant which is nontoxic. Good for pets and freezies to a good home!
- for some reason, tearing all her guts out, i felt like i was doing something bad =/
- mmmm
- 70s party!
- 1438
- Such curry. Very sriracha. Wow
- Delicious
- In today’s episode of radical hairstyle changes with CJ;
- $12! I <3 arigato
- Guess what this is…
- Best birthday ever!
- Xmas present for ma self! Thanks, self
- Here’s what I do with my free time when its Antarctica outside. Documentary and a strategy game
- Frankenserver says “Files… good
- CJ is not amused by the temperature
- Rearranged my room to give my clone army more sunlight. Stokezies! They’re loving it :) Watchu growin?
- My first self-haircut. Yay-gabrielesque-selfie
- I canned thanksgiving. Full of win. Much delicious.
- The familiar face of a snowman in terror. Can it be that time of year again?
- This perfectly summarizes the incredible book i just finished. :D
- Made food for the work week in mason jars :) I’ve always wanted to try it!
- Good morning, world!
- Contacts! Heeey!
- What else do you need in life?
- Enjoying a bowl of with a little edamame. Mmmm
- Good morning on my projector :D
- chromecast winning
- winning
- This is how my mom entertains herself. Watching cats watch birds on tv.
- Yay coffee seminar :)
- Soo good!
- The next Mr Universe
- My summer fav
- gaylunch
- Stokezies! coffeemaster
- Woohoo its the 12th of july in arden
- Rockford forgot how to cat.
- This is Nerys. At 0.5cm, she is the shortest and by far the most pious member of the family and lives in the strawberry garden. I’ve seen here in there every day since we moved in :)
- So rich, so pretty.
- Fell asleep in the garden after planting strawberries. Perfect time to cool off with a soy chai frappuccino :) <3
- I seem to be the beast. #666
- Tikaritas w/bro
- 1553
- Birth of a mighty Baobab :]
- Waiting with an old friend for ma man to get off work
- Cute vieja or CUTEST?
- @rickyford @steg_osaurus
- Started my three sisters pots today :)
- Sharing my turkey rustico with the world’s fattest sparrow <3333 kawaii no desu? ^_^
- “Paper plate.”
- Majestic as fuck
- Home sweet home
- Trying iced coffees from brazil and ethiopia with a new processing method. Yum!
- Sleepy
- I left the cupboard open and he’s been in there almost an hour. Lil king of the shelf.
- My brother, Eugene Hütz <3
- Honey chicken teriyaki bowl and isla flores before Oz.
- Random boutique in old folsom <3
- I have created life! I am GOD!
- Sooooo preettyy!! W/ @rickyford
- Pelo nuevo!
- A couple weeks ago i emailed the top ten google results for “wholesale matcha” and asked them for samples. I’ve been having a lot of iced green tea lattes ever since. Lol
- Memo: post to reddit later. Lol
- At last, my time has come! :DDDDDDDDD
- Auntie! <33
- This is why we invested in a locking cabinet for the babies to live in. Lol
- We adopted babies @rickyford
- Smile for the camera!
- Fiiiiinnally got my jones soda hat! Yaaay! :DDD
- Chai frappuccino, add banana loaf. A cool 1200 calories of heaven.
- Haircut!
- 1640
- Just invented Smeagoling. Not ashamed.
- Another free pair of glasses! :D
- Lentes nuevos! Praise the LORD.
- 1653
- Birfday cake. Haay.
- 1660
- Bao Zhong oolong and jamaican rooibos with a croissant and pumpkin muffin. Mmm!
- Does he look worried?
- What if I grew a mouuustache?
- Huzzah! Nutritional supplements have arrived! Time for mental and physical fitness!
- Spotted on J street :)
- Payday! :)
- Delicious trenta ridicu-ccino. 17 scoops of everything. Mmmmm
- New haircut! Slightly different than usual. Bfd.
- I made curry! Mmmmm! <3
- Mmmmm!
- Lazy Rocky <33
- From Venice! :)
- Jelly?
- Ir de Pesca
- The good life
- Lady: “What am I gonna do with degrees in sociology and cultural studies”
Me: “Nothing, and I told you that before you started. Haha!”
- Mmmm salmon :D
- Dante’s pizza is amaze. Also Ilu mom. Ty.
- Tofu yakisoba! <33333
- Dinner time!
- She got her 2nd bumper sticker ^_^ <33
- Amazing
- Nobbys style bacon fried cheeseburger. Mmmmm!!!
- Case. CASE.
- Walking back and forth between this room and the 90 degree weather outside KIILLLSSS :(
- Who’s thirsty?
- We see the world through goldschlaeger-flaked lenses.
- Mmmm Mexican Coke!
- Holiday Specials! :)
- Blended Horchata con Cafe with a Trix Rice Crispy. Could a day get more magical?
- My first instagram pic ^_^